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New Zealand's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to mess around with spiders.

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge, or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. 

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments” ★★★★ Chortle UK