Beautiful People


Described as 'existential clowning' by The Guardian, Beautiful People is a hilariously dark comedy about ageing and death.

Violet and Norman are an incredibly old couple. It takes them a full 10 minutes to sit down in a chair. Then another five to get up again and fart. Things speed up occasionally when it's time for coffee, or when a shady figure called Arthur arrives and stirs confusing memories of a love triangle…

Beautiful People was awarded the Herald Archangel Award at Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2019 and has performed in just about every major festival in the UK. This is the first time this highly lauded piece of theatre will be seen by a New Zealand audience.

"Every laugh is like a sharp physical pain in the heart." - Stagedoor


"Bloody Magisterial." - Sydney Morning Herald


"They'll have you laughing till it hurts." - The Age


"A masterful and brilliantly executed piece." - Fringe Review, Brighton


"It is very, very funny, shocking and as an actor's sacrifice for his art, almost awe-inspiring." - British Theatre Guide


"Like being kissed and hit with a fish in rapid succession." - Evening Standard


"A masterful and brilliantly executed piece. Everyone should see this." - Fringe Review


Seating provided.


Event times

01 March 2024

  • 5:30pm - 6:30pm

02 March 2024

  • 7pm - 8pm

Hamilton Gardens

Hungerford Crescent, SH1 (Off Cobham Drive), Hamilton

New Zealand

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